Advice to my Daughters

I wrote this in November 2011.  Its not a Theresa Story, but I love it any way.

1. Jesus is[was]n't a Christian because he is[was]n't cocky.
2. Sometimes motherhood is all the greeting cards say it is. Most of the time it's the  special topping to the suck salad that's adulthood.
3. A baby is 18 years; herpes is forever.
4. No he won't.
5. no he doesn't
6. yes he would
7. There's an app for that
8. Fuck (th)em/him/her/it!
9. een is a word; a contraction to be exact.
10. You are smart, just not like me.
11. You don't have the mother I had; don't fuck up!
12. I'm not saying which one, but one of you should go to community college and marry a good husband.
13. same shit; different toilet (or same poop different potty)
14. it never gets better.
15. I often find that the most vehement the denial that a perspective, opposition, or support is based on race the more deeply entrenched race is within the issue.

I'll add to these as I come up with more.  I may may this a blog called Advice to My Daughters...and Son